There once was a bear who was chasing a rabbit, whn he tripped over a lamp and a jenie came out.
"Mr. Bear if you stop cgasing this rabbit i will give you each 3 wishes," said the jenie
The bear was so exited that he went first and said,"I wish that all the bears in this forrest to be a female bear."
So "POOF" all the bears in the forrest were female.
" I wish i had a helmet"
said the innocent rabbit
So "POOF"he had a helmet.
The bear thought how dumb is this bunny, but shrugged and said
"I wish every bear in the U.S.A were female"amd sure enough all the bears in the country were female
So then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle and of course, it comes true.
The bear now thinking this bunny''s pretty retarded started his last wish,"I wish for all the bears in the world were female," and it was so.
Then the rabbit smiled and put on his helmet then jumped on his bike
turnig his back to the bear said looking back," I wish that bear was gay!"
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