This little boy was sitting in his livingroom trying to be on his best behavior waiting for his parent''s guests to arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. He got tired of waiting so he went into the kitchen where his father was carving the Turkey, right as he walked in his father cut himself so he yelled F###! The little boy being curious asked what that meant, and the father replied "Cutting Turkey" The little boy shrugged and went upstairs where his mother was doing her Make-up. As the little boy walked in she smeared her Lipstick so she said S###! Once again the little boy was curious so he asked what it meant, the mother replied "Putting on Make-up" The doorbell rings. Finally the guests have arrived. The little boy greets them at the door. The guests ask him where are his parents, the little boy replies "Dad''s in the kitchen F###### the Turkey and Mom is upstairs putting on S###"
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