A blonde, brunette, and a red-head escape from jail and are being pursued by the police. The quick-witten brunette declares, "Hey girls, let hide in those trees in the park!" So the each girl climbs into a tree to hide. The policemen make it to the park and begin checking the trees. Always knowing what to do at the right time, the brunette thinks to herself, "If I make some animal noises, the may not suspect anything..." So she makes some noises.
"Meow, Meow, " the brunette whispers.
"It''s just a cat," the policemen mumble.
"Hmm...if it worked for her, then it will work for me," said the red-head.
"Hooo, hooo, " she goes.
"It''s just an owl; go check the other trees." say the police.
"Wow, maybe I should try that," said the blonde.
"Let''s see now, uhh...MOOO, MOOO, MOOO!"
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