There were two teen agers and they decided it was time for them to sleep together, the only problem was that they were going to do it at his house and he had bunk beds that he shared with his little brother. They came up with a plan, to go father she''d say "ham" to go deeper she''d say "bread" just before he was ready to pull out since he didn''t have a condom he was going to say "tomato". So they were going at it saying all the phrases they''d made for it and right before he was ready he cried out "tomato!" Well, by then his little brother had got fed up with it and calls up to them "Will you two quit making sandwiches up there??? You''re getting mayonayse all over my face!"
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