Cut by Job

3 successful business men are in hell and awaiting their sentence as they nervously await to see the punishment they are to recieve that day. The first goes into the chamber and lets out a horrific screem. When he comes out he said they had remove his penis with a saw as he had been proactive in cuttin down trees. The second man shuddered as he had made drill infomercials for a living. The third man was crying, "I sold lollipops for a living".

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