perfect man and women...

A perfect man and a perfect women both lead perfect lives, have a perfect relationship and have a perfect marriage. One day whilst driving in their perfect car they come across santa, his slay has broken down, so they give him a lift to the next town, on the way they have a car accident. Who survives??

The perfect women because the other two don''t exist.

As I''m a fair person I''ll make this joke a bit more even to both sexes, so if your a women stop reading now.

To of had the car crash in the first place it''s obvious the woman was driving, and if your a woman reading this it shows how women can''t follow instructions.

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