A Blonde''s Haircut A blonde walks into a barber''s shop and asks for a haircut. The barber replies that he cannot cut her hair properly unless she removes her headphones. The blonde refuses, so the barber tries vainly to cut her hair anyways. The next day the blonde returns and asks the barber to cut her hair again, because he did not do it properly. The barber replies that she MUST remove her headphones, but the blonde refuses. Angry, the barber reaches out and takes them off himself. The blonde immediatly falls down dead. Horrified, the barber puts the headphones on, and hears: "breathe in.... breathe out.... breathe in.... breathe out...." |