Drunken Women(lol)

there were 3 women who went out one night and got really hammered. The next day they were all talking about what a wild night it''d been and they made a bet about whos was worst. the first woman said "I got home and blew chunks for 10 minutes straight" the next woman said "That''s not bad, I drove my car straight through my garage" and the third woman said "That''s not bad, I went into my neighbors house and passed out in bed next to him" the first woman looks around and says "no no no...I don''t think you understand....chunks is my dog"

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