Two Blondes go to Heaven Two blondes go to heaven. God asks the first one,"How did you die?" Blonde one replies,"I was frozen." Blonde two says"Oh that must have been terrible." God asks blonde two how she died. She says,"i died of a hearattack." Blonde one"How did you die of a heart attack?" Blonde two says,"Wll I figured that my husband was having an affair so I went home and was hoping to catch him in the act but he was just sitting on the couch with a beer in his hand. I was soo sure he was cheating on me so I ran all aover the house. I checked the closets, the bathroom, under the beds, in the garage, everywhere, but no one. So I sat there and had a heart attack." Blonde one says,"Well you should have checked the freezer, then we both would be alive!!!" |