God''s sense of Humor A man dies and as he''s about to go in he stops to talk to St. Peter. He says" How much is a million years to God?" St. Peter Replies, " a minute". The man then asks, " how much is a million dollars worth to God?" and St. Peter Replies, " a Nickel". So the man asks St. Peter, "Can I borrow a nickel?" and St. Peter says, " Yeah, in a minute". |