Farting Dog A guy is going over to his girlfriends house to meet her parents for the first time. When he gets there he realizes that he has to fart really bad, but he can''t because he''s in the house already and what would they think of him. So he holds it. Needless to say, after a few hours he is in excrutiating pain, so he thinks to himself, "If I just let it out really slow it won''t make a sound and no one will be the wiser". So he tries it, but "RIIIIIPPPPP" it''s a loud one. His eyes open real big, but to his relief his girlfriends mom says, " Spot!" He looks down and thinks, " Oh Man! She thinks it was the dog" So he let''s out another one and again she says, "Spot!" Now he''s almost completely releived, so he decides just one more and i''ll be home free and let''s a really loud one out this time. "Spot!" says the mother, "Get over here before he craps on you!" |