More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!! Knock, Knock Who’s there? I know it was you. Crap. Knock, knock Who’s there? A talking pig. Pigs can’t talk. Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra… Knock, knock Who’s there? You want to buy a kitten? You want to buy a kitten who? Make pretty pet. I’m allergic to cats. Taste good, too? Knock, knock Who’s there? You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten? Yes, I’m sure. Could make one cute fuzzy glove? Knock, knock Who’s there? Ted Bundy Ted Bundy who? Let me in, meat! No! I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus. Yay! Santa! Knock, knock Who’s there? A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile. Saddam, I think it’s for you! Knock, knock Who’s there? Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves! Dork-ass loser. Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me! Knock, knock Who’s there? My mouth is full of spiders. My mouth is full of spiders who? I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting… Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup. Knock, knock Who’s there? Hitler Hitler who? Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell? I thought you were someone else. How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER! Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler. You’re just trying to annoy me now. Do you really have just one testicle? You’d think I miss it, but I don’t Knock, knock Who’s there? Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. What, and that makes you special? Knock, knock Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some ***** telling you knock, knock jokes. . |