newlywed husbands

two veteran truck drivers from the same company, were getting married on the same weekend. and after their honeymoons when they came to work of course all of there driver buddies wanted to find out how things were on the honeymoon.

the first driver told that he had made love twelve times, on his wedding night, in every concievable fashion and orifice

later when the second of the newlywed drivers appeared the crew was relating how amazing the first drivers story had been, and ask how his wedding night had been.

the second driver calmly stated that they only had sex once that night.

when the crew started razzing him about only once he stated, "hell mine wasnt use to it"

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