Blondes Love Shapes

A blonde was driving down the road in her brand new Mustang Convertable. And she was so proud of her new car that she decided to try to race a truck that was next to her. The truck belonged to a janitor and he was very angry that her speed had almost forced him off the road, so he told her to pull over. Like an idiot, she listened. He then walked up to her car, grabbed her by the arm and pulled her into the middle of the road, (it was deserted). He drew a circle in the middle of the road and told her not to step out of the circle under any circumstances, and he knew she was stupid enough to obey. He then went over to his truck and pulled out a baseball bat and began smashing in her brand new car windows. But when he looked at her to catch her reaction, she was giggling. Angered even more, the janitor went back to his truck and returned with a knife, and began slashing all her tires. But when he looked at her again, she was laughing. He said, "Oh, so you want more?" and he returned a final time with a cloth damped in gasoline, and a match, put the cloth in her gas tank, and lit the match. In seconds, her car was totaled. But he looked at her one more and she was rolling on the ground cracking up. So he marched over to her and said, "What the heck is wrong with you, lady? Your car just got blown up!!! Arent you angry?!!!" And the blonde replied inbetween laughs, "Everytime you turned around, I stepped out of the circle."

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