Growing wild One hot summer day a man wanted to impress his girlfriend with a Tanned penis. So he goes to the beach burries himself in the sand leaving nothing but his penis sticking out and falls asleep. Then two elderly ladies are walking along the beach and one of them stops and says "Now damnit that''s just not right!!" The second one replies "What do you mean"? The first one replies "When i was 20 they excited me, when i was 30 they pleased me, when i was 40 they were hard to find, and NOW that i''m 50 their growing wild and i''m just too damn old to squat"! |