whats the difference? (2 for 1 deal!) question - whats the difference between a jewler and a jailor? answer - one sells watches, the other watches sells. yes i know grammatically it should be a c.. but, im a poet, grammar doesnt apply to me. and if you think that joke was bad, wait until you read this one... question - whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? answer - one goes CRACK - ''CRAP!'', and the other goes ''CRAP!'' - CRACK |