Three Nuns and a Priest One day a priest goes to his room to take a shower. Realizing that he has no soap, he sneaks out of his room into one of the nun''s room. He grabs four bars of soap so he would not have another episode like this again. As he is leaving her room, he hears three nuns coming down the hall. So the priest decides to duck into a corner. He must not have been smart b/c he stood there for two days pretending to be a statue. One day the three nuns were walking by and one says,"If you grab his ..... then you get a bar of soap." So the first two grabbed and got a bar of soap. The third grabbed and turned around and said,"I got hand soap." |