Panda in the Dictionary A panda walked into a restaurant and sat down. The waiter came over and the Panda ordered a sandwhich. When the waiter came back he said: "Do you want anything else?" The Panda stands up and reply''s: "Yes actually" Then he pulls a gun out of his pocket and shoots the waiter. The policeman sitting at the next table turns to the panda and says: "You can''t do that" "Do what?" The panda replied. "You can''t just go around shooting people like that" "Yes i can" the Panda insisted. "It''s what Panda''s do, look it up in the dictionary." So, the policeman, who happens to have a dictionary in his pocket, pulls it out and looks up Panda. Underneath Panda it says: ''Eats shoots and leaves'' |