Camel A man joins the army and gets shifted out in a desert for his time. A few days go by and he askes his commanding officer."What do I do if I get a little anxious, if you know what I mean" his CO answers,"Well, we have a camel out back." So a few more weeks go by and the man can''t hold on any longer. He asks his commander for the keys to the camel''s cage, his commander gives them to him and the man goes to the camel and arrives back to his CO in 30 minutes and says,"You know what sir, that camel wasn''t as bad as I thought it would be." His CO replies,"My God, what did you do to it." The man answers," I had sex with it." His CO says," Most people just ride the camel into town." |