Animals have the darndest thoughts Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don''t think I''ll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!" Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!" Goldfish: "The wimp ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!" Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!" Dog: "Human legs that just tease..." Cat: "Why are these people in my house?" Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?" Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There''s a new one!" |